Author Unknown quotes and quotations
"You're entitled to your own opinion, but not your own facts."
"You don't have to stay up nights to succeed; you have to stay awake days."
"Why are people's "deepest desires" always so shallow?"
"Who does not thank for little will not thank for much."
"When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading."
"We give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way."
"They say love is around every corner. I must be walking in circles."
"There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it."
"There is no 'I' in 'team.' "
"The truth is always a trick to those who live among lies."
"The biggest risk is not taking one."
"Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them."
"Sometimes the majority just means all the idiots are on the same side."
"Someone doing it often interrupts the person saying it cannot be done."
"Some people use language to express thought, some to conceal thought, and others instead of thought."
"Socialism: An attempt to curb the destructive power of monopolies by creating the biggest one of all."
"Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying."
"Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning."
"Remember when safe sex meant not getting caught?"
"Principles only mean something when you stick to them when its inconvenient."