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A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's a basic spelling that every woman should know.
Jeanne Bourgeois

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
George Burns

The shell must break before the bird can fly.
Tennyson

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
H. Jackson Brown Jr

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

Never underestimate the value of doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.
Winnie The Pooh

The world is but a canvas to the imagination.
Henry David Thoreau

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
Erica Jong

I can last two months on a good compliment.
Mark Twain

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer Simpson

When your heart speaks, take good notes.
Judith Cambell

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles Schultz

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
Joan Rivers

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Mahatma Gandhi

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Dr. Seuss

An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.
Washington Irving

There is always some frivolity in excellent minds, they have wings to rise, but also stray.
Joseph Joubert

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Winston Churchill

Music is the shorthand of emotion.
Leo Tolstoy

It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to love someone, but a lifetime to forget someone.
Anonymous

Happiness is not a goal, but a way of life.
Anonymous

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
George Globol

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
Elizabeth Foley

Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
Eric Golnik

In the end, it doesn't matter how many breaths you take, but how many moments took your breath away.
Anonymous

Life must be lived as play.
Plato

Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
Freddie Mercury

They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
Andy Warhol

Dreams are illustrations... from the book your soul is writing about you.
Marsha Norman

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Beverly Sills

When the world says, "Give up,"
Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
Author Unknown

You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created.
Albert Einstein

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
Linus Pauling

Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said.
Mark Twain

The difference between try and triumph is a little umph.
Author Unknown

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
Abigail Van Buren

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Voltaire

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Roman Gary

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Don Herold

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
Langston Hughes

Vision is the art of seeing the invisible.
Jonathan Swift

Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others, cannot keep it from themselves.
James M. Barrie

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
Les Brown

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.
Umberto Eco

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot

There is this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means; draw it all out, and hold him to it.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Fredrich

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
Winnie The Pooh

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
David Barry

I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.
Samuel Johnson

A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.
Horace