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Committees quotes and quotations

The true magnitude of the Nobel Committee's blunder in awarding the Prize to Kissinger didn't become apparent until the destabilization of Cambodia, set in motion by American intervention, produced the Khmer Rouge and the slaughter of over a million
Paul Hager

To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.
Robert Copeland

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
Sir Barnett Cocks

To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
Anonymous

Football features two of the worst aspects of American life, violence and committee meetings.
George F. Will

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Edward Shepherd Mead

A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
Anonymous

If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee working on it.
Charles F. Kettering

When it comes to facing up to serious problems, each candidate will pledge to appoint a committee. And what is a committee? ;A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. But it all sounds great in a campaign speech.
Richard Long Harkness

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Milton Berle

One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who don't understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit.
Garrison Keillor

A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."
Alan Sherman

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three people, two of whom are absent.
Robert Copeland

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Milton Berle

To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon.
Author Unknown

Football is a mistake. It combines two of the worst things about American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
George Will

Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
Dave Barry

Any committee is only as good as the most knowledgeable, determined and vigorous person on it. There must be somebody who provides the flame.
Claudia Lady Bird Johnson

Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues.
Mark Twain

There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.
Lester J. Pourciau

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
Author Unknown

Our age will be known as the age of committees.
Ernest Benn

If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
Arthur Goldberg

A committee is an animal with four back legs.
John le Carré

It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods.
H.L. Mencken

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes.
Ross Perot

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
Bradley's Bromide

You really don't want a president who is a football fan. Football combines the worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
George F. Will