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Computers quotes and quotations

One would think that if you're anonymous, you'd do anything you want, but groups have their own sense of community and what we can do.
John Allen

he computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Alan Perlis

To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Robert Orben

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Edward Shepherd Mead

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.
Jean Rostand

In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
John C. Dvorak

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
Ken Olsen

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?
Walter Mossberg

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Isaac Asimov

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
Robert X. Cringely

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Stephen Hawking

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Unknown

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
James Magary

Look at growth, look at how much time people spend on the Net and look at the variety of things that they are doing. It's all really good, so I am actually encouraged by the fundamentals that underlie usage growth on the Net.
Meg Whitman

The computer is a moron.
Peter F. Drucker

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Jef Raskin

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Edward Shepherd Mead

What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?
Walter F. Mondale

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Mitch Ratcliffe

Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons.
Unknown

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.
Louis Gerstner

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
J. H. Goldfuss

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
Sydney J. Harris

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
Isaac Asimov

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Janet Reno

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Andy Rooney

In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.
Unknown

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
E. W. Dijkstra

Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.
Nicholas Negroponte

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Robert Orben

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
Jeff Pesis

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.
Porterfield

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
Clifford Stoll

The computer is a moron.
Peter Drucker

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
Steve Wozniak

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Rick Cook

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
Tim Berners

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it.
Pierre Gallois

Web users ultimately want to get at data quickly and easily. They don't care as much about attractive sites and pretty design.
Tim Berners

It's time to reappreciate the original software: paper.
Dale Dauten

Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.
June Kronholz

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Nathaniel Borenstein

It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.
Dale Dauten

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Andy Rooney

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Bill Gates

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
Joe Martin, Porterfield

I want to put a ding in the universe.
Steve Jobs

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
Bradley's Bromide

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Clifford Stoll