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Dogs quotes and quotations

Whosoever loveth me loveth my hound.
Sir Thomas More

The more one comes to know men, the more one comes to admire the dog.
Joussenel

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
Steve Allen

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
Franklin P. Jones

It is nought good a sleeping hound wake.
Geoffrey Chaucer

The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.
Henry Ward Beecher

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner

I am his Highness' dog at Kew; Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Alexander Pope

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.
Barbara Woodhouse

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
Phil Pastoret

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
Fran Lebowitz

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck

And Hazael said, But what, is thy servant a dog, that he should do this great thing? And Elisha answered, The Lord hath shewed me that thou shalt be king over Syria.
Bible

The more I see the representatives of the people, the more I love my dogs.
Alphonse De Lamartine

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.
Gene Hill

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
Robert Louis Stevenson

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
Alexander Pope

And in that town a dog was found, As many dogs there be, Both mongrel, puppy, whelp and hound, And curs of low degree.
Oliver Goldsmith

There is no faith which has never yet been broken except that of a truly faithful dog.
Konrad Lorenz

But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire.
Bible

It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.
Anonymous

You own a dog; you feed a cat.
Jim Fiebig

Old dog Tray's ever faithful; Grief can not drive him away; He is gentle, he is kind-- I shall never, never find A better friend than old dog Tray!
Stephen Collins Foster

And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
Bible

In dog years, I'm dead.
Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
Jeanne-Marie Roland

Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.
Louis Sabin

Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
Unknown

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Dave Barry

The cowardly dog barks more violently than it bites.
Quintus Curtius Rufus

To his dog, every man is Napolean, hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Aldous Huxley

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley

For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a living dog is better than a dead lion.
Bible

Do not disturb the sleeping dog.
Allessandro Allegri

The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart--see, they bark at me.
William Shakespeare

Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.
Francis Galton

His faithful dog salutes the smiling guest.
Thomas Campbell

Who loves me will love my dog also.
Saint Bernard of Clairvaux

Mother of dead dogs.
Thomas Campbell

I have a dog of Blenheim birth, With fine long ears and full of mirth; And sometimes, running o'er the plain, He tumbles on his nose: But quickly jumping up again, Like lightning on he goes!
John Ruskin

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may -make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butler

The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for man is the more laughable of the two animals.
James Thurber

He was such a dear little cock-tailed pup.
Richard Harris Barham

On the green banks of Shannon, when Sheelah was nigh, No blithe Irish lad was so happy as I; No harp like my own could so cheerily play, And wherever I went was my poor dog Tray.
Thomas Campbell

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bob Hope

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.
Christopher Morley