Internet quotes and quotations
We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare
When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page.
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest hopes and fears of those who use it. After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics.
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.