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Men and women quotes

There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
James Graham

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
Lewis Grizzard

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
Douglas Jerold

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
Phyllis Mcginley

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
Cesare Pavese

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Helen Roland

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
Scottish Proverb

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
Stephen Leacock

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
Dick Martin

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
Elayne Boosler

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.
George Bernard Shaw

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
H. L. Mencken

I hate women because they always know where things are.
James Thurber

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
William Congreve

Frailty, thy name is woman!
William Shakespeare

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
Jilly Cooper

For all their strength, men were sometimes like little children.
Lawana Blackwell

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.
James Matthew Barrie

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
Richard Crashaw

Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But in fact they are perpetually passing into one another. Fluid hardens to solid, solid rushes to fluid. There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman.
Margaret Fuller

When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?
Oliver Wendell Holmes

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
Plato

When the candles are out all women are fair.
Plutarch

Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
Robin Morgan

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
Scott Adams

What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.
Susan Sontag

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
Virginia Woolf

My family begins with me, your family ends with you.
Iphicrates

The family is the nucleus of civilization.
William J. Durant

Love is lost in men's capricious minds, but in women s, it fills all the room it finds.
John Crowne

How we dwelt in two worlds the daughters and the mothers in the kingdom of the sons.
Adrienne Rich

Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.
Francis H. Bradley

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
Mary Buckley

or need we power or splendor, wide hall or lordly dome; the good, the true, the tender- these form the wealth of home.
Sarah J. Hale

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
Jane Howard

Being a gentleman is the number one priority, the chief question integral to our national life.
Edward Fox

A good husband makes a good wife.
John Florio

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
Thomas Fuller

Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.
Minna Antrim

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
Jean Kerr

Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.
Evan Davis

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.
Betty Friedan

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
Sacha Guitry

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.
Paul Geraldy

The woman's vision is deep reaching, the man's far reaching. With the man the world is his heart, with the woman the heart is her world.
Betty Grable

A mother understands what a child does not say.
Jewish Proverb

There are two types of people. Those we who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are.".
Frederick L. Collins

If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.
Kirk Douglas

Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
Fuller Thomas

I hate women because they always know where things are.
Rebecca West

Krishna offered to the little girl mouse.. the hand of the sungod in marriage.. but instead she chose a little boy mouse.
Srila Prabhupad

Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at.
John Berger

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Edgar Watson Howe

The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive.
Betty Friedan

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
Claudette Colbert

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.
Ken Dodd

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
Martin Mull

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
Billy Sunday

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
John Lyly

A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.
Sydney Smith

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
G. K. Chesterton

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
Cass Daley

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
French Saying

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
James Holt Mcgavran